Dear Reader,
My Minion #1 has been remiss in her duty in recording my blog. I am very disappointed in her performance, and will address her poor performance in her next evaluation. Many things have happened since I last spoke to you my Dear Readers.
1. I have been freed of the evil collar that prevented me from meeting my personal hygiene needs.
2. Minion #1 humiliated me with the collar with the shiny pumpkins. I was not amused. At least I did not have to suffer alone, Quizz also had to wear one. Meow!
I am not amused!I
3. The minion holiday of Thanksgiving, I was given many choice tidbits of turkey by the small minions. As was my due. The small minions may come back and pet me next time.
Over all all is well in my kingdom. I am still training the minions in the way of the Feline. The minions are exceedingly stubborn to train, but I have my methods. The canine is malleable and is easy to manipulate.
Milk the kitty, who lives with Daisy the Pretty Pink Pit Bull, has given me an award. A deserving one as is suit to my stature. Thank you very much Milk. You and your brother Tweet are Exemplary examples of the feline community. I see that you have your Canine well in hand.
Daisy the Pretty Pink Pit Bull, has also given me another award. She also gave my canine minion the same award. I will let him fulfill the requirements.
As always, Dear Reader, I thank you for your time. Until next time.
Ever Yours,
Charlie, The Cat
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